Back to school

Top Ten Reasons I Know I am
Heading Back to School:
10. The days are increasingly shorter and the to do lists are increasingly LONGER.
9. Instead of planning my entire day around going to a dollar store or the target dollar spot, I am now planning my days around getting into the school building.
8. Every time I go to school I have to get a flat bed cart to bring my load into my classroom.
7. I am currently inventing and patenting a diet coke patch that I can wear all day.
6. Monday through Friday, I don't allow myself to use the restroom from 7-3.
5. I have been to the doc to stock up on bladder infection meds. which will get me through to October at least. (refer to number 6)
4. I have spent over 250 dollars on school supplies and that does NOT include my own supplies for classes.
3. When I eat lunch I set the timer for 5 minutes. Any food left after that must be thrown away. (back to doc for heartburn and antacid meds)
2. I recorded my name in a whiny voice and have it playing repeatedly on my ipod as I set up my classroom just to desensitize my ears to the sound. If I could simultaneously be tapped on, tugged on, and followed around the room I would add that to my teacher training.
and the number 1 reason I know I am heading back to school....
Every waking moment I think about something else I want and need to do for my classroom and my incoming students!